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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thread!
 Post Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:12 pm 
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It is funny to me that Nali Cows taste like chicken.

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 Post Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:37 pm 
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It is funny to me that Nali Cows taste like chicken.

Yes, you'd think that a cow from ANYwhere would at least taste like beef! :P

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thread!
 Post Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:16 pm 
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I don't remember you eating me...
Actually, I don't remember you *meeting* me, which Cow was this?

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thread!
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I don't want to say anything but you asked... No, I better not say anything. See! It is possible to bite ones tongue. Dang that was hard!

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thread!
 Post Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:32 pm 
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Boobs part 1
{MHM}*POTS*:how
{MHM}HellFire':boost
{MHM}HellFire':shoot first
{MHM}HellFire':tits possible...
{MHM}HellFire':tits xD
{MHM}HellFire':it's*
{MHM}HellFire':Ha ha ha!
{MHM}*POTS*:tits?
{MHM}HellFire':misspelled


Boobs part 2
EA_Elemental wrote:
Hermskii ur still a young kid m8 haha u think anything is funny :p you still think someone saying boobies is funny ;)

Fuzz_Ball wrote:
Humor is what keeps us old geezers young, M8!
And of course boobies are funny.



Pills of wisdom
UTSA}KillingAngel:wow im a naab

{MHM}HellFire':I'm blue da ba dee da ba die

UTSA}KillingAngel:there's always a bright side to life
{MHM}*POTS*:yeah, you may just need to buy some light bulbs...


Flak Monkey
UTSA}KillingAngel:love this gun
{MHM}*POTS*:the hellfire cannon?
UTSA}KillingAngel:yah
{MHM}*POTS*:cause you're such a flak monkey like Ice :P


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thread!
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:|

That guy is now on my "inferior species" list.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thread!
 Post Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:38 pm 
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I see Shaggy quite a lot... I think it was in the "MH-Winter FIX" map when I went to the secret place and killed the giant cow and the giant nali because I could and the curse happened with all the cows... He was there when it happened and I think I recall Shaggy doing that, but it also seems like there weren't enough cows from the curse to cause that destruction...

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 Post Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:27 pm 
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A stubborn Hannah keeps on choosing the wrong teleporter in Hebereke_force
{MHM}HellFire':go backkkk
{MHM}*POTS*:oh no
Hannah:welcome back
{MHM}HellFire':ykjupgr9phjtrupoigjupotrijtrj
{MHM}HellFire':ykjupgr9phjtrupoigjupotrijtrj
{MHM}HellFire':ykjupgr9phjtrupoigjupotrijtrj
{MHM}*POTS*:Hannah go back to start grr
{MHM}HellFire':ok the 3rd red line is a secret
{MHM}*POTS*:?
{MHM}HellFire':that one
Hannah:lol why is it a secret
{MHM}HellFire':to insta
Hannah killed her own dumb self
Hannah:lmao
{MHM}HellFire':behind you!!! that teleporter....
{MHM}HellFire':nooooooooo
{MHM}HellFire':sighhhhh


The Netherlands have no Xmas!
{MHM}HellFire':hey EA... you know what Prowner said
(_@_)_EA_Elemental:what?
{MHM}HellFire':do the Netherlands have Xmas?
{MHM}HellFire':OMFG
(_@_)_EA_Elemental:do they have Xmas?
{MHM}Prowner:NO
{MHM}HellFire':that's almost as funny as a funny quote

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thread!
 Post Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:18 pm 
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A female playing UT :shock:
Homoerectus:a female playing ut?
Homoerectus:lol jk
UTSA}KillingAngel:mmm
UTSA}KillingAngel:yah? so?
UTSA}KillingAngel:we females need to get our stress out some how XD
Homoerectus:calm down :P
BOFFES:phrase of the day
{MHM}BIOMECH:I find this game generally gives more stress
UTSA}KillingAngel:lol not for me
Homoerectus:lol boffes


Nali is Placebo
{MHM}HellFire':speeeeed
{MHM}HellFire':Batai d'va!
Leo(T.C.K.):they can't be faster
Leo(T.C.K.):it's placebo effect to you justified by the animations and sounds lol
Leo(T.C.K.):PLACEBO
{MHM}HellFire':~{LoOoL}~
Leo(T.C.K.):NALI IS PLACEBO


Rei In Peace
a xTitan killed a Pupae
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:let's ignore them
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:oh no
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:I've got you covered
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0 was killed by a xTitan
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:RIP
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:Rei In Peace
{MHM}*POTS*:Ha ha ha!


BioCow imitating Hellfy
{MHM}*POTS*:server crashed
{MHM}HellFire':luckily
{MHM}BIOMECH:The awesomeness of that quote broke the world :O
{MHM}HellFire':what was the funny thing
{MHM}HellFire':I think only you see it
{MHM}BIOMECH:Hellfy: "and otherwise not my fault I was jumping around and shooting"
{MHM}BIOMECH:"Not my fault! I can't help jumping around and shooting!"
{MHM}BIOMECH:"My fingers rule me!"


Obey the Moo VS Stupid Cow
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New map: MH-SevenNalis
{MHM}BiGbOsS:so I played hellfire's and supreme's map the other day
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:seven nalis
{MHM}*POTS*:seventests you mean?
{MHM}BiGbOsS:yeah
{MHM}*POTS*:lol seven nalis
{MHM}BiGbOsS:and it took me only 22 lives to get the insta LOL
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:keep forgetting that name

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thread!
 Post Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:41 pm 
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In Belgium they Speak...
{MHM}*POTS*:He's Belgian actually I think
gopostal:you're right, as soon as I typed that I remembered
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:In Belgium they speak Dutch and French, right?
gopostal:how would I know I'm American
{MHM}*POTS*:lol funny quote!
gopostal:gulp
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:Ha ha ha!


Abbey Skin
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:that skin is disturbing
gopostal:the chat texture is vaguely pornish
Mi@:her boobs are so big, she can't lay down flat, lmao
{MHM}*POTS*:you're jealous... :P
{MHM}*POTS*:ok skin is gone. :roll:


Girls are Never Satisfied
{MHM}*POTS*:better skin now?
Mi@:no, kind of ugly lol
{MHM}*POTS*:ugh you never satisfied
Mi@:hehe
Mi@:I'm a woman, what do you expect?
{MHM}*POTS*:lots of headaches?
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:lol
Mi@:how did you know that?
{MHM}*POTS*:6th sense :P


Rei's Lame Tactics
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:you both necris confusing me
|WsP|KiLLaKeLLeR:why
{MHM}*POTS*:good
|WsP|KiLLaKeLLeR:oh lol the skin
{MHM}*POTS*:clones FTW!
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:because I would fight POTS in a different way
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:and you in a different way
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:and the cow in a different way
{MHM}*POTS*:cause you're lame
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:and supreme in a different way
{MHM}*POTS*:using tactics and stuff
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:Ha ha ha!


Norse the Perfect Naab
{MHM}*POTS*:this dude must hate me :/
{MHM}*POTS*:always shooting at me
{MHM}HellFire':I feel something coming
Norse:I thought you were a monster
dU.Supa_Angel:Norse you have so many warnings
{MHM}HellFire':LOL
{MHM}*POTS*:no I'm a flying cow actually
dU.Supa_Angel:same excuse all time
{MHM}HellFire':she saw them also
{MHM}HellFire':Ha ha ha!
Norse:YOU LOOKED LIKE A BEAST!
dU.Supa_Angel:NORSE DON'T TAKE DRUGS!
{MHM}*POTS*:your face doesn't look better lol


My Wife...
dU.bAbY-G:dammit, my wife is sucking the life out of me :(
{MHM}HellFire':lool
{MHM}*POTS*:lol
dU.Supa_Angel:LoL


MH-WarshipSuperNova
dU.Supa_Angel:That's the pomp-system map :)
dU.Supa_Angel:yay
{MHM}*POTS*:yes
dU.Supa_Angel:Hmm... we have to activate the pomp system.
dU.Supa_Angel:my fav bind
VIOKILLERZ:HAHAHA
Hmm... we have to activate the pomp system.
Hmm... we have to activate the pomp system.
Hmm... we have to activate the pomp system.

dU.Supa_Angel:Hmm... we have to activate the pomp system.
dU.Supa_Angel:Hmm... we have to activate the pomp system.
dU.Supa_Angel:Hmm... we have to activate the pomp system.
VIOKILLERZ:lol
dU.Supa_Angel:sorry :D


You Must Die!
dU.Supa_Angel:ffs I can't go back to you
dU.Supa_Angel:kill yourself!
{MHM}*POTS*:yes mistress :P
{MHM}*POTS* killed his own dumb self

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thread!
 Post Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 5:51 pm 
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BRB
dU.Supa_Angel:brb sex
dU.Supa_Angel:sec
{MHM}HellFire':lol
{MHM}HellFire':Ha ha ha!
{MHM}*POTS*:lol?
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:......
{MHM}HellFire':now, ages


Chocolate
{MHM}*POTS*:need a break
dU.Supa_Angel:just need some chocolate
{MHM}HellFire':lol
{MHM}*POTS*:dU.Chocolate?
dU.Supa_Angel:oh yeah
{MHM}*POTS*:bite her :P
dU.Supa_Angel:will do!
{MHM}SuPreMe_NaLi:Ha ha ha!
{MHM}SuPreMe_NaLi:oh yay


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thread!
 Post Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 2:05 pm 
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KIMOSUGI :mrgreen:

I'm never in a quote...I should play more.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thread!
 Post Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 4:54 pm 
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BIOMECH wrote:
I'm never in a quote...


Kralls match their owner
{MHM}HellFire':why are my kralls aggressive and Scify's aren't...
{MHM}HellFire':they keep hitting me
{MHM}*POTS*:cause they're lavakralls
{MHM}*POTS*:so they're "hot"
{MHM}BIOMECH:cause you're aggressive and Scify isn't
{MHM}HellFire':hmmmm
dU.Marko:lol
{MHM}*POTS*:better explanation
{MHM}BIOMECH:they match their owner

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 Post Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 5:35 pm 
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UT is Made for Cubism
gopostal:UT is made for cubism, dammit!
{MHM}*POTS*:Epic quote!
gopostal:rofl, and true too
{MHM}*POTS*:yeah


Gimme Gimme...
super_matt_flash:gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that witch I desire!!!!!
{MHM}BIOMECH:gimme successful use of capitalisation and the right spelling of the word which! :o


Admin Tricks
{MHM}*POTS*:Hmm this door is stuck, must use the Force...
{MHM}BIOMECH:You love doing that, don't you? :)
{MHM}*POTS*:yup :)
--=Spygirl=--:lol
{MHM}*POTS*:I can also add MH ends on the fly ;)
{MHM}BIOMECH:Hellfy's 2nd favourite KB trick
{MHM}BIOMECH:adding MH ends
{MHM}*POTS*:really? And what's the first one, I'm curious
{MHM}BIOMECH:summoning planes
{MHM}*POTS*:rofl


Girls and Keyboards - Typical
-=]UM[=-Gemsey:grr I got chocolate on my keyboard


HellFly
{MHM}HellFire':Die!
{MHM}*POTS*:poor titan...
dU.SupaAngel::/
{MHM}*POTS*:ride the titan with hellfy :P
{MHM}*POTS*:so humiliating for the titan
dU.SupaAngel::S
{MHM}*POTS*:it requires some skill though
dU.SupaAngel:you're just an annoying hellFLY on it

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thread!
 Post Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:34 pm 
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MSN conversation: What does HTC mean?

*POTS* says:
urban dictionary needs updates
HellFire says:
hit the cow
*POTS* says:
hurt the cow
HellFire says:
headshot the cow
*POTS* says:
hook the cow
HellFire says:
hmmmm
Reiyel 3.0 says:
harm the cow
HellFire says:
humilate the cow
BIOMECH says:
Hide the cow?
Reiyel 3.0 says:
humilliate the cow LOL
HellFire says:
Die b*tch
*POTS* says:
hog the cow
Reiyel 3.0 says:
hang the cow
HellFire says:
hug the cow..
lol
Reiyel 3.0 says:
you hug the cow
HellFire says:
nah
dirty smell
BIOMECH says:
:/
Reiyel 3.0 says:
XD
HellFire says:
of rusty armor
BIOMECH says:
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