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Re: Favourite Quotations

Post by Hook » Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:05 pm

Hermskii wrote:That one was really good!
Yes - a good one for sure.
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Post by EvilGrins » Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:43 pm

"I'm not crazy... I've just been in a bad mood for 40 years." Shirley McClane in Steel Magnolias

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Re: Favourite Quotations

Post by a nameless entity » Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:26 pm

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail and not his tongue."
-Unknown
"Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few engage in it."
-Henry Ford
This one made me laugh out loud:
"Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired."
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Post by Hook » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:03 am

Yep, the end one makes some sense LOL
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Post by a nameless entity » Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:00 pm

"A long dispute means both parties are wrong." -Voltaire
"No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of others." -Charles Dickens
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Re: Favourite Quotations

Post by Hermskii » Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:11 pm

Where is Davids quote about having a top of the line system now but is broke at the same time. WHERE IS IT??? LOL.

I want a current generation I-Anything processor.

It not fair! (Hermskii runs away weeping)
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Post by a nameless entity » Sun Sep 21, 2014 11:14 pm

Oh, okay then.......
David wrote:Well, I broke down and I got a newer computer. I did not go the route of building my [own] computer, mainly because the costs did not outweigh the need/desire. But I did get a decent computer, I think.

The specs are the following:
Dell XPS 8700
Intel I7-4770 CPU @ 3.40
16 GB ram
1 TB hard drive
Windows 7 Pro


Since I got a new computer I also got a new monitor.
An Acer 24" monitor


I broke down and got this, so now I am just BROKE. :?
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Re: Favourite Quotations

Post by a nameless entity » Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:19 am

Three more for your consideration.
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
-Maya Angelou.
More wit from the 19th Century Master:
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
-Oscar Wilde.

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Re: Favourite Quotations

Post by David » Mon Jan 26, 2015 4:59 pm

Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.
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Post by Hermskii » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:31 pm

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm a schizophrenic...
and SO AM I!



If it takes 2 hours to dig 2 holes and 1 hour to dig 1 hole how long does it take to dig half of 1?

Half and hour is wrong. You can't dig half a hole. DOH!
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Post by a nameless entity » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:29 pm

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.
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Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
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Re: Favourite Quotations

Post by a nameless entity » Fri May 29, 2015 10:34 pm

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
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Post by Hermskii » Sat May 30, 2015 9:32 pm

Awwwww man! I had some really good ones the other day and forgot them already. Here try these for now then:

My boss tells me his father told him: "Remember that when you are dealing with a woman you are dealing with a crazy person"

That one has stuck and comes up often at work now. very often in fact.

My older brother once told me: "What is allowed is accepted" and that was in relation to me not sticking up for myself to avoid fights with my wife. he explained that because I don't fight back that she interprets her behavior as acceptable though she is well aware I don't like it. He mentioned this is true in all manners of me being taken advantage of. Most of that has been stopped by me over the recent years and now I fight with my wife at every turn if she starts it. Same with everyone else who used to take advantage of me. "What is allowed is accepted" think about it!

Thanks for keeping this thread alive Nameless.
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Re: Favourite Quotations

Post by a nameless entity » Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:28 pm

*bows to Hermskii* :)


This fits in with a lot of the books I've been reading over the past 5 years:
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.
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