What now?

[Fuzz_Ball]

Sorry about your girl/money problems, Rei, I'm sure she held a gun to your head and demanded all that you onwed : lol:

Funny, I just saw this today on my cousin's Facebook:

[Blood Asp]

I have to agree with EA and Fuzz.

Play with us everytime! But also go find a girlfriend.

Well....... but actually women have given me the biggest troubles in my life, they have given me so many headaches, depressions, angers. They´re also the reason of why I don´t have the money to buy me an Audi (oh beloved Audi A4 2.0T, one day you´ll be mine xD).

But after all, they worth the trouble.

Ermmm, Reyiel i am really gonna piss you off now.. My dad has an Audi A4 2.0T Estate with a custom kit turbo injector thingie, makes a nice swooshie sound from the turbo dumping pressure, and i have driven it down at an old quarry, also down at a race track *UNDERAGE BUT LEGAL DRIVING FTW WOOT!*

[Blood Asp]

and btw girls can be nice too, Just make sure u get a semi-christian girl who has a job :p Money= they got their own, semi-christian = not overpowering but a very generous and loving person

Also very beautiful my one is <3 love her to bits in fact i am going out with her tomorrow due to the fact it is her mum's birthday I Gonna go help them set some stuff up, and probably nick my dads disco equipment hehe Anyway, Girl's can be trouble *boys and girls disagree on stuff i know * But Girl's also bring us joy and happiness in many different ways

and Anyway Reiyel Good luck getting that Audi, Personally i would save up a little more and buy a Volvo T5, The turbo on those beasts just OWN! Nothing like a good old Audi Quattro Engine

[-SuPreMe-]

Finally somthing i agree with you on EA, the Volvo T5's do indeed shift.
My dads got a 300bhp one

[Gregwards]

since this is going off topic slightly i thought i would continue. i have just sent away for my provisional car licence. at the moment i havent got a job but maybe starting work soon. what would be a good choice for a first car? and while im on the subject what was your first car?

[BIOMECH]

Scanning COW Database for "girls"

FOUND: Ice-helpful and kind
FOUND: killingangel-highly annoying.
FOUND: Spice-highly annoying.
FOUND: Scify-strange and sometimes annoying.
FOUND: College females on Earth-selfish and annoying.

SEARCH RESULTS: "annoying" found in 4/5 results (80%)
80% = "High" level of status "annoying"
"annoying" listed under "negative" effects.
CONCLUSION: "girls" = "negative effect"
ANOMALY: "Ice" status "helpful,kind" listed under "positive" effects.

SUGGESTED COURSE OF ACTION: Eat Grass.

[*POTS*]

Go find urself a girlfriend

But also go find a girlfriend.

Once upon a time a place named Femolopolis (estimated population 5,000,000 ladies and a cow). All citizens were women. You were able to rent girls for dates, you could find girls in every shopping center and take the cranky, annoying, moody, jealous, material ones for free. There were so many girls that even the storage rooms were full of them. You went down to the streets and you were able to find tons of girls behind every single corner. You didn't need to use a metal-detector to find a good one.

Hey BIO, you forgot to quote SexyLady in your database.
Plus Ice is kind?! Surely not when it's her birthday.

P.S. Great picture Fuzzy.

[BIOMECH]

And that Cow was iCow.

He never recovered from his experiences, nearly losing the ability to speak and throwing himself against suicidal odds in a zombie filled cities or demonic arenas.
He just wanted to die.

[*POTS*]

Those who kept on repeating "go find a girlfriend" made me laugh, that's why I wrote down that story...
Seriously, you can't find girls like you may find food at the market place.

BTW what's happened to iCow? Haven't seen him in a long while.

[Ice]

Scanning COW Database for "girls"

FOUND: Ice-helpful and kind
FOUND: killingangel-highly annoying.
FOUND: Spice-highly annoying.
FOUND: Scify-strange and sometimes annoying.
FOUND: College females on Earth-selfish and annoying.

SEARCH RESULTS: "annoying" found in 4/5 results (80%)
80% = "High" level of status "annoying"
"annoying" listed under "negative" effects.
CONCLUSION: "girls" = "negative effect"
ANOMALY: "Ice" status "helpful,kind" listed under "positive" effects.

SUGGESTED COURSE OF ACTION: Eat Grass.

yaaay I'm the exception!

[*POTS*]

No, you're not, it's just the result of a virus in the Cow's database.

[BIOMECH]

X-Series Atomic Gold War Cows don't get viruses

BTW what's happened to iCow? Haven't seen him in a long while.

[Fuzz_Ball]

Oh OH:

[Jotape]

Girls, they are worth the trouble, and the one that doesnt give you trouble are "$%&%&/"
except some...

Aye