Funny Quotes Thread!

[BIOMECH]

Herbereke map.

Hunt Sucessful!

{MHM}SuPreMe: OMG!
{MHM}HellFire`: which noob?
{MHM}BIOMECH: sorry, i blew rei into the exit when i tried to kill supreme
{MHM}HellFire: lol

In other words, "Don't be mad, I didn't mean to push you in there, I was only trying to kill you!"

[*POTS*]

Location: MH-Arden;
Mission: metal box rock climbing, I "accidentally" got stuck under a box and it vanishes

{MHM}BiGbOsS: What the...? Where's the box?
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0: POTS ate it
{MHM}*POTS*: Oh well I was hungry


Location: MH-BukieMall;
Mission: goofing off

{MHM}SuPreMe: POTS is Mario and Ice is princess Peach
{MHM}SuPreMe: and HellFire is Bowser
{MHM}SuPreMe: and I am...
{MHM}SuPreMe: well I am The_Supreme_Nali of course!


Location: MH-City{fix};
Mission: waiting for someone...

{MHM}Ice: eww an Ice clone
IceClone: Oh, yeah!
Iosa_Sakera: crap, the server's going to die now
Iosa_Sakera: it can't handle two ices at once
{MHM}Ice: nope Ice doesn't use taunts
{MHM}Ice: you're failing
IceClone:


Location: DM-AirportV2, MEAT's server;
Mission: trying to face the Klownz

{MHM}BiGbOsS: now you see why I play MH and BT
{MHM}BiGbOsS: less explosions
{MHM}*POTS*: on Hook's server is a bit better
{MHM}*POTS*: at least there are no tlocs...
Killer_Klownz(R): here the monster hunts you
{MHM}BiGbOsS: LOL Klownz


Location: MH-Arden;
Mission: Rei is trying to boost Iosa

{MHM}Reiyel_3.0: oh man
{MHM}SuPreMe: rei boost yourself up there
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0: come here again Iosa
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0: HOLY!
Iosa_Sakera left the hunt.
{MHM}*POTS*: TOUCHDOWN!
{MHM}SuPreMe: where...?
{MHM}SuPreMe: you boosted him out of the server!
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0: now that's a boost!
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0: out of the server xD

[BIOMECH]

MH-WarshipSupernova:

{MHM}SuPreMe was killed by an OMG
{MHM}SuPreMe: OMG!

[*POTS*]

Stereotypes...

- Are you the Cow? Say "Moo!" or "stupid warmachine"
- Are you HellFire? Say "naab" or "stupid cow"
- Are you Hermskii? Say "Later!" or "Peace!"
- Are you gopostal? Say "guys I need to reset the server" or "BSP cut" or "map fixed"
- Are you Ice? Say " " or "brb"
- Are you KillingAngel? Say "ugh you guys..." or "demmy" or "bored"
- Are you the Klownz? Say "Moo!"
- Are you MattFlash? Say "jajaja"
- Are you MEAT? Say "Your blood on my boots! "
- Are you POTS? Say "bah" or "Ice clone" or "lag"
- Are you Reiyel? Say "xD"
- Are you Scify? Say " "
- Are you Supreme? Say "brb lighting a cig" or "hungry brb"
- Are you UTENA? Say "ops"

[BIOMECH]

stupid warmachine is not a cow sterotype!

I have Moo and nothing else

[*POTS*]

You know you play too much UT when...
You have erotic dreams of Nikita in her tight little battle dress...
You only date girls whose name is Nikita.
You run around the office looking searching for biospooge ammo to donate to your boss in hopes that you can gain freedom. Slavemaster anyone?
You wish your milk came from Nali War Cows
You wake up in the morning you "moo" instead of yawn.
You dress up as the Nali War Cow for Halloween
You run up to every person you see and SCREAM! MOUHAGA!! MOUHAGA!!
You seriously consider writing a Nali/English dictionary. (Now there's a challenge.)
You set up a match with ten Novice Warcow bots, just to see them go moo.
You tie some scraps of metal to your dog and change his name to Warcow
[...]

Source: http://www.redeemerinsanity.com/humor.html

It's good to see even our boss is obsessed with Ice clones and Cows...

[BIOMECH]

I've already quoted those somewhere on this forum before to say "Hermskii has a cow fetish"...

[*POTS*]

Hmm, yes you're right:

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1790

but you haven't mentioned the Ice clones quotes, plus this is the best thread for them.

[BIOMECH]

Cows don't care about Ice clones

[Ice]

Pots! I'm ashamed as such a good stalker you should know my skin isn't Nikita!
You need to study your Ice facts

[BIOMECH]

Hell yeah POTS, Ice is a Necris Kryss, or NecKRYSS for short.

Or necrICE.
or just Ice, whatever's good for you.

At least, I think she is...

[-HellFire-]

All wrong!

It's Cryss, not kryss (stupid cow/pots)

[Ice]

See! Hellfy knows

[*POTS*]

Whatever... I don't see you playing anymore, so I forgot the skin you're using, and Nikita is still a Female Necris so it's not a big deal.
Plus Valhalla Avatar is bugged and all Female Necris are automatically converted to Cryss.

[BIOMECH]

Congratulations Hellfy, you've proven yourself a real weirdo
Just imagine, you actually cared enough to go and find out...