Safety Message from the Klownz

[Killer Klownz]

Please never hide out in the open pretending your invisible. It can be dangerous as well as embarrassing . . . .

[MEAT]

The player "Emo" has a really bad habit of doing that.
And I've told him many of times not to do that.
HIDE before you get blood on my boots.

[bumMmonkeY]

youd still never get me klown!

[Hook]

Yeah, "emo" isn't what you call a skilled player.
Bots will usually cream emo.
Hopefully he/she is learning though.

[MEAT]

Yeah, "emo" isn't what you call a skilled player.
Bots will usually cream emo.
Hopefully he/she is learning though.

I've shown Emo a dozen different things but it just doesn't stick...

[Killer Klownz]

The purpose of "Hide and Guide" is to hide while you guide. Please hide while doing it. It's a bad day when Klownz can walk up behind you and tap you on the noggin. Klownz let the player live and moved on . . . .

[{§ÎR}Írôn Chef]

The purpose of "Hide and Guide" is to hide while you guide. Please hide while doing it. It's a bad day when Klownz can walk up behind you and tap you on the noggin. Klownz let the player live and moved on . . . .

Too bad you couldn't sneak up and tie both his shoe laces together

[Scify]

LOL

[Fuzz_Ball]

Ah yes, I saw that player.
He was new, apparently, but hung in there for a few games.
Must've been overwhelmed with Klownz and Mellisa blasting his a$$ away.
Oh, and the harmless lovable little Fuzz Ball vaporized him a time or two.

[MEAT]

Ah yes, I saw that player.
He was new, apparently, but hung in there for a few games.
Must've been overwhelmed with Klownz and Mellisa blasting his a$$ away.
Oh, and the harmless lovable little Fuzz Ball vaporized him a time or two.

It's always fun blasting new and old a$$ but at some point we as better players
need to ease up on the rest...or we'll end up playing by ourselves.
To many times I've entered a game to wreck havoc, then to find myself
alone the next game.
I definitely don't want to run people off my server and I'd hope you better
players wouldn't do the same.
If anything go to CG and pick off all the newbies and scared oldies...

[Killer Klownz]

AGAIN . . It's not a good idea to "hide and guide" with Klownz standing next to you. Player did it not only once, not only twice, but three times. Klownz moved on and let player live . . .

[MEAT]

Funny...no one really pays attentions when names come up on the screen.
Even when you're standing next to them...lol
Obviously a newbie. Maybe "we" should be nicer huh Klownz?
Remember you're not trying to win so why not be a nicer Klownz?
Idea for ya:
Show a newbie the ropes, try not to run regulars off and don't hassle
Hermskii...he's not as skilled as you are...(he's an OS sprayer remember)

OS Definition
Old School
Pronunciation: (ōld) \ˈskül\
Pronunciation: (ōld) [skool]
Function: noun

Slang: old skool, ol skool

meaning:
1. set in his ways
2. ancient
a. belonging to a remote or former period in history
b. belonging to or being of an earlier time
3. one dimensional
a. lacking depth
b. having a single dominant aspect
4. someone of age
a. having become slower in flow and less vigorous in action
b. exhibiting the effects of time or long use; worn
4. forgets that the redeemer has two functions

if this doesn't get Hermskii off the couch I don't know what will

[Fuzz_Ball]

Hell, If ya never get burned, you'll never know that fire is hot!

Schubbe holds his own and has won a few matches.

I say telefrag him, all high n mighty standing in the wide open spraying like a graffitti artist!

The reason I no longer stand-n-spray is because I'd get my butt splattered across several ZIP codes (that's Post Codes, across the pond).

New players need to learn. This isn't Cooking with Martha Stewart.

[Hermskii]

I have a cell phone now that can vibrate and a TV with a remote control they call it. Now I don't have to get up to change the channels anymore! Am I still old-skool?

[Killer Klownz]

Obviously a newbie. Maybe "we" should be nicer huh Klownz?
Remember you're not trying to win so why not be a nicer Klownz?

We? You got a redeemer in your pocket? Klownz let him live and for the most part targeted bots even when he was shooting at the Klownz. That's about as nice as the Klownz can get though Klownz will show people the secrets around a few maps.

Honestly the Klownz is not trying to win but in the same sentence the Klownz is also not trying to lose either. Klownz is in it for the kill. Do enough of that and winning takes care of itself

New players need to learn. This isn't Cooking with Martha Stewart.

Klownz has to go with Fuzzy on this one. You don't bring a knife to a gunfight. Nobody showed Klownz anything when the Klownz was learning. The harsh take no prisoners environment of MRS is where Klownz learned to be the Klownz. Blame MEAT and MRS for the Klownz. Klownz was raised like the character in the movie "Hitman" on MRS. Therefor the Klownz is the Klownz and there is no going back . . .