I'm not sure what compelled me to look back here, but it was kind of a nice visit

So I decided to look back at a lot of my posts from back in the day, and dear god! ... I... Words cannot described how, how... Guh! I was so stupid! ... And a whiney "Expletive Deleted"... Goddang, it makes me laugh, but it makes me cringe mostly just by thinking what could have gone through people's heads from the things I would say and do five years ago when I was super active... Goooooood times... ... Naht ... Well, they were fun times, just probably not for the people I engaged with while I was around

Aaaaanyways, glad to drop by, I've hopped on the good ol' Monster Hunt Mayhem server a couple times, kind of a shame to see nobody on there anymore, but hey, this game is (Unreal Tournament GOTY of course) is fifteen years old, so it's understandable. Anywho, perhaps I'll run into one of you fellas on the server in the near future, I hardly the time with all the recreational activities, career, and education matters, but here's hoping to some old pal encounters.

Glad to have stopped by to relive it a little bit, and happy monster hunting! ... Or, whatever goes on around here anymore.
-Prowner (probably one of the biggest douchebags at the time

Let's use this one:
-Ben
(My forehead is getting red with all of the facepalms I'm doing looking back at my posts/replies/comments...)