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Post by Reiyel_3.0 » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:42 am

*POTS* wrote:Note #2: if you're a fan of Chuck Norris and have spent your whole life watching "Walker Texas Ranger" you'll receive a real, working Redeemer, signed by Hermskii.
LOL, That would be dream come true! :lol: :lol:

Nah, I´m joking, :P I´ve never liked Chuck Norris
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Post by K » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:48 am

Now you have done it.
When chuck finds out about this. . . :shock:
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Re: Question

Post by David » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:05 am

Reiyel_3.0 wrote:Well, I don´t know how to do or say this, so I´m just gonna ask...

Can I use the {MHM} tag with my nick? I´ve been playing a lot on this server so I would like to 8) 8)
Reiyel_3.0, it is about time you place the {MHM} with your name. You would be a great representative for the group.

Concerning Chuck,
THIS IS CHUCK HAPPY
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THIS IS CHUCK SAD
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THIS IS CHUCK EXCITED (I feel sorry for his wife)
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THIS IS CHUCK MAD
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Just GREAT actor :? . Here are some fun "facts"
•When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
•Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
•There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
•Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
•Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
•Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
•Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
•Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
•There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
•When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
•Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
•Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
•Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
•Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
•Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
•Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
•Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
•Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
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Post by MEAT » Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:05 pm

You know why Chuck Norris doesn't play Redeemer?
--It's hard for him to run in high heels.
--He keeps tripping over his dress.
--I won't allow bikinis on my server.
--He'd rather polish a rocket then launch it.
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Post by David » Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:17 pm

MEAT wrote:You know why Chuck Norris doesn't play Redeemer?
--It's hard for him to run in high heels.
--He keeps tripping over his dress.
--I won't allow bikinis on my server.
--He'd rather polish a rocket then launch it.
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Post by *POTS* » Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:48 pm

BiGbOsS wrote:I'm pretty sure he is joking hellfire :lol:
Yes I was drunk :wink:
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Post by -HellFire- » Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:03 pm

lol I had a feeling.... :shock: :lol:
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Post by K » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:51 pm

I watched a movie yesterday .
In it Bruce Lee Kicked the living crap out of Chuck.

So to chuck i say "ppppppphhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbsssssshhhhhhhh" :P
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Post by MEAT » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:57 pm

K wrote:I watched a movie yesterday .
In it Bruce Lee Kicked the living crap out of Chuck.
So to chuck i say "ppppppphhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbsssssshhhhhhhh" :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c
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Post by -HellFire- » Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:29 am

Nice I saw that movie to some weeks ago.
Its lovely :twisted:
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Funny

Post by Hermskii » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:29 am

Funny thing back then during that movie............................Chuck was the undefeated full contact karate champion of the world and Bruce Lee still had not and never did ever compete.

I saw a guy die in a movie once and then I saw him alive again when shooting another movie later that year. He must have been Jesus being that Jesus is the only person I can think of who ever beat death. I know it must be true because like I said, I saw it in a movie (That is what I'm hearing here). Chuck Norris must be Jesus too since he died in this movie against Bruce right? Since then he to resurrected and continued to spread the word of God in other movies. Don't mess with Chuck Norris. I hear his dad is even more of a bad-ass than Chuck Norris is if in fact Chuck Norris is Jesus.
~Peace~

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Re: Funny

Post by MEAT » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:40 am

Hermskii wrote:Chuck Norris must be Jesus too since he died in this movie against Bruce right? Since then he to resurrected and continued to spread the word of God in other movies. Don't mess with Chuck Norris. I hear his dad is even more of a bad-ass than Chuck Norris is if in fact Chuck Norris is Jesus.
Oh yeah....you know why Chuck can't be Jesus?
Because someone asked him to walk across water and Chuck said " oh no I can't I'll get my hair wet".

You know why Chuck can't be Jesus?
Because the holy of holiest doesn't wear a pink embroidered Chenille robe.

You know why Chuck can't be Jesus?
ahh.....you get the idea...lol
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Post by K » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:40 am

Chuck is not jesus.
and , Jesus will never be as cool as chuck. :)
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Post by David » Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:44 am

Oh you guys are going to hell..... :D
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No

Post by Hermskii » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:34 pm

Nobody is saying Chuck Norris is Jesus. I'm just saying that if you believe what you see in movies and if you believe Jesus died and came back to life and that he is the only person who have ever done it before now then you must see that Chuck Norris must possibly be Jesus if he was killed by Bruce Lee in a movie and is living now. That is all. I personally don't believe the Chuck Norris is Jesus or is as cool as Jesus is. But if you think that Bruce Lee is better than Chuck Norris because you saw it in a movie then you must follow the logic that Chuck Norris "could" be Jesus since he has obviously risen from the dead and continues to "act" in movies and on TV.
~Peace~

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