More ways for MEAT to beat a dead horse...

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More ways for MEAT to beat a dead horse...

Post by Hermskii » Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:36 am

Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a
dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in business
we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the
following:

Buying a stronger whip.
Changing riders.
Say things like, "This is the way we have always ridden this horse."
Appointing a committee to study the horse.
Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse.
Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.
Comparing the state of dead horses in todays environment.
Change the requirements declaring that "This horse is not dead."
Hire contractors to ride the dead horse.
Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.
Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."
Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
Do a Cost Analysis study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
Purchase a product to make dead horses run faster.
Declare the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead.
Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
Revisit the performance requirements for horses.
Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.
Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.

I found this years ago and lost it. Ijust found it again and was going to post it here in the hopes it lasts forever. Then I recalled on another thread MEAT is again talking about Redeemer Mods and the people who play and then leave. Reminded me of his run and gun strategy is really just spray and pray argument in which case to continue that argument is just beating a dead horse.
~Peace~

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Post by Vatcilli » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:03 pm

Now I still don't know how meat beats dead horses D:
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It's truly a nice night, On nights like these I feel like drinking blood.

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Post by MEAT » Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:18 pm

Vatcilli wrote:Now I still don't know how meat beats dead horses D:
lol...don't get me started.
There has been many "dead horse" sightings over the years.
Be it bigger maps and less bots for Redeemer or Team play and monster counts for MH.
But to sum it all up, my intentions and opinions were to make UT better.

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Post by K » Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:21 am

You can drag a dead horse to a slaughter house , but you cant make it eat MEAT! :twisted:

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