Silent Bob must be stopped! BOUNTY! BOUNTY! BOUNTY!

[Hermskii]

Silent Bob must die soon. I show up on my own server with my own name and everything and then SilentBob proceeds to own my a** on my own server. He did it to me at least over 4-5 maps. Some maps I scored less than half of his score. All of them actually I think.

It hurt more than when MEAT showed up last month and beat me on Deck16][ on my own server playing by my own non-sissy non-spawn protection rules. At least MEAT and I were close in the final score. SB as I'll refer to Silent Bob for now on in this thread (and no I'm not abbreviating Some B*tch) never even let me get close. He laughed at me (I suspect) through the entire game(S).

HE MUST DIE! Somebody bring me a recent screenshot of a close game with him to make my tummy feel better please. It's not like you'll actually win or anything against him. My tummy still hurts I'm so upset. I almost just put my armor right back in the closet. But no, it still had my blood on it and it won't get put away with my blood on it. My armor will be put away clean and shiny as it was years ago before the rust took hold and before I got old and crazy.

Can anyone here take out SB? Anyone? We'll see eh?

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[Scify]

He change his name you don't know who he is. Last night it was (something)shoe(something)

[Hermskii]

Yes but I know it's him when I'm losing by more than 20 and then I finally just ask and he says yeah, it's me.

I think it looks more like this:

Hermskii said: Hey Pssssst! Is that you
Pssssst says back: Yes dumb-a**.

And then I know it is him after I lose by more than 20-25 frags.

This is Karma folks. It's all coming back to me. I used to do this same crap (winning bigtime) against Silent Bob.

Looks like the tables have turned... Turned up on my head as if Silent Bob picked a few up and crashed them across my head!

[Scify]

I come close last. He start half way throught map started. I think it was 20 to my 16 or 18.It was Very Larger map.

[gopostal]

It's just me but I'd try to replace any negative feelings with pride and happiness. Here's a guy who really gets it Herm. You've kept the deemer dream alive for years, and now there is someone who is wiping the floor. It's bound to happen to anyone, there is always someone better. Just be happy he honed those skills and abilities on servers you have directly influenced or run. Upside man, upside!
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of course, you still lost. Bad.

[Hermskii]

LOL. Yes I lost bad and be sure to read my undertones here. I love Silent Bob. I want people to start trying to beat him though. He's that freaking good! This truly is a promotional method for CG and a great reason for people to learn how much skill there is on CG vs players like Silent Bob. If there is no skill, why does Silent Bob own everyone every time he plays. He is like MEAT. He has to change his name so people won't leave when he shows up.

Note of fun here too by the way. My favorite thing to do in UT is to totally run the score up to about 27 - 28 while being ahead of other players big-time and then go hunting with the Translocator. I also like to simply chase people around and get in their face to see them freak out and shoot me or the ground in which they still end up killing themselves. Try it some time people. Get way ahead on the score to show them you easily could have won and then let the rest of the players fight it out. It gives them practice and you get to terrorize them too which is the best part for me.

[5i1ent/3ob]

Now hold on thar Baba-looey! I get beat all the time and not just by Klowns and MEAT. UT Star, Melissa, Elvis.....the list goes on and they all tan my hide frequently.
I just come out to have fun with the people I like but I'm not looking to be king of the hill and have a bounty on me arse lol.
I'd more enjoy helping ppl reach the level of play they'd like to and I try to do that, but I'm learning that it's not so easy to teach since I don't exactly know why I get so lucky in the first place. I tell everybody straight up to do what I do. Run around like a mad man and shoot in every hallway, doorway, crack and instead of shooting where someone is, shoot where someone might be. Spray and pray baby! Back in the old days if you didn't pick up on that technique you would finish with negative frags every time. That's how I learned and because of that it's how I play. I do hide and guide in larger maps but I find that I can release 20 or 30 straight shots in the time it takes another to guide and locate one target so, I prefer to do straight shots.
I'd really like to see CG do one night a week where spectator mode and the chase cams are enabled. That way people could follow players around and literally see what they do and how they navigate maps. Seeing can teach faster than words in this case I think.
Also, Hook runs a great server that has several bot-less maps. These are perfect for practice because one can show another player things without being constantly bothered by bots.
I think deemer should be like a table of great poker players. Only one wins at a time but they all win at times because they're all good.
King of the hill isn't my style...too much pressure. So, instead come up the hill with me so we can all party together! I'll gladly do anything to help anyone that thinks I could actually help them. I don't do that much really so whatever it is that's working for me anyone else can do it just as well for sure.
Herms, I wouldn't mind if you beat me every time like you did in the good old days and I'm sure that once you start playing regularly again those days will quickly return. After all, it's you who taught me. Hey, when you're beat by a friend it doesn't have negative effect. I don't mind at all losing to friends:)

[Killer Klownz]

I'd really like to see CG do one night a week where spectator mode and the chase cams are enabled. That way people could follow players around and literally see what they do and how they navigate maps. Seeing can teach faster than words in this case I think.

Get Hermskii to speed up the play and throw in a few larger maps and Klownz would be more than willing to be one of the pigeons. Monkey see monkey do . . . .

[5i1ent/3ob]

"Klownz would be more than willing to be one of the pigeons"

That would be VERY cool. If people couldn't learn some tricks watching you in maps then there's probably not much hope.

[Hermskii]

I'll turn on spectating on CG for a little bit. Maybe this weekend. I wish I had more time to typemore but I'm off to take care of a honey-do list. PEACE!

[Fuzz_Ball]

Spectator mode would be a cool thing once in a while.
Yes, Bob knows the maps well.
On the smaller maps, my experience is usually:
SPAWN/You were killed by /3ob's current alias.
SPAWN/You were killed by /3ob's current alias.
SPAWN/You were killed by /3ob's current alias.
SPAWN/You were killed by /3ob's current alias.
SPAWN/You were killed by /3ob's current alias.
SPAWN/You were killed by /3ob's current alias.
Yes, /3ob knows where to shoot.
To his credit, tho', I've learned to launch more ammo with more frequency.
I see the Klownz do this too.
Instead of pinpoint accuracy, I'm getting better results with a constant reign of terror!
There's a method to the madness.
Someone may try to launch into your shockwave and give you the frag.
If it kills me, it'll kill my intended target.
On the larger maps, where everyone is hiding, a generous salvo will keep opponents on their toes and encourage them to give away their hiding spot.
But in essence I agree, yes Silent Bob MUST die!

[Hermskii]

Notice I changed the title to something more along the lines of "must be stopped." In his own post he gave me the word I was unable to remeber last night when I posted this. Yes, "BOUNTY" was the word so I added it to the title too several times.

He makes a good point. He does get beat sometimes and I may have even delivered one of those the other day but I doubt it. Even a blind chickmunk finds a nut every once in a while is how the saying goes I think.

OK, so there is no actual bounty on SB at this time and yes this was designed to bring focus to him and to CG. It worked! Everyone can relax now.

SB brings another good point about Hook's Crossbone server. We should try to show up there tonight. We'll be on nobody's home turf and with no bots. I'll try to show up around 10:00 PM central if possible. I may have a date with Klownz on his server before then too. PEACE all and let me say, THIS IS GETTING EXCITING! Thanks.