Funny Quotes Thread!

[-HellFire-]

Sad for bio there isn't a Female cow mesh

[*POTS*]

Cows are unisex.

[Edit]

Well ok BIO, me and Rei have found a cow-lover girl yesterday on the server but we won't introduce her to you.
I'm not lying, ask Reiyel if you don't believe me.

Here's the proof:

[BIOMECH]

Sad for bio there isn't a Female cow mesh

I thought you would have figured out by now I find music and headshots far more interesting...
BlueBaseSkaarj? hmmmmm..MH-Face?

~twilight~Bella.

Have to put that one in "possible friends" list. Everyone else must be carefully observed when they get too close to a cow.
Someone shot a babycow last weekend and he had a very unfortunate accident with an elevator

[-HellFire-]

Someone shot a babycow last weekend and he had a very unfortunate accident with an elevator

Probably you said: Moo!

[BIOMECH]

I don't get it

[-HellFire-]

I don't get it

If you don't understand what I said in the previous post then you really are a Stupid cow..

[BIOMECH]

I killed so...someone had an accident with the elevator probably because I said Moo?

Your calling me stupid? stupid warmachine

[-HellFire-]

I mean..
The guy killed a cow and had an accident with the elevator and after the accident you probably said: Moo!

[BIOMECH]

Well in real life:

TAHAHAHHAHAHHEHEHEHHOIHIHIHIHIH!HAAAAA oh god tssttss soo funny!!! HEHAHA"

But in the game I actually said:

"lol, learn how to use an elevator"

[BIOMECH]

I woke up this morning and remembered this one from a couple of weeks ago:

Hellfire: I hate people who walk like a noob!

[*POTS*]

Location: MH-Arden hills, BigBoss is trying to land on a tower

{MHM}*POTS*: Incoming!
{MHM}BiGbOsS: well here I go...
{MHM}BiGbOsS left a small crater
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0: Ha ha ha!
{MHM}BiGbOsS: nope rofl
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0: that looked like coyote and roadrunner
{MHM}*POTS*: here I go... to death!
{MHM}BiGbOsS: LOL


Location: MH-Andromeda-Ancient, Ice joins us after a long pause

UTSA}KillingAngel: Ice, you're alive!
{MHM}Ice: No I'm dead
{MHM}*POTS*: Ha ha ha!
{MHM}Ice: I'm a zombie right now
{MHM}*POTS*: a vampire


Location: MH-ArmedAssault, chasing {MHM}Firefox

{MHM}*POTS*: yay I got him!
{MHM}*POTS*: where's my award? D:
Sakido: I think this definitely deserves an award...
Sakido: But I'm not sure what to call this award
Sakido: sooo
{MHM}BIOMECH: Fox Hunting
{MHM}Firefox: NOOOOO [Crap] maybe I shouldn't have gotten 30 lives... >.>
{MHM}BIOMECH: lol
Sakido: {MHM}*POTS* has been given the award "I can't think of a title for this award but here you go it's for killing that fox guy"
{MHM}Ice: We all award POTS the honorary Fox Killing Hunting award!
{MHM}BIOMECH: haha

[BIOMECH]

Location: The same MH-ArmedAssault match as in POTS quote.
I can't remember the exact words but this is close enough:
Ice is sleeping on a glass walkway behind one of the structures, I go over to join here and she blasts me off the edge of the map. After this I head for the lava zone:

{MHM}Ice:the cow is after the redeemer!
{MHM}Ice: to kill me! =(
{MHM}*POTS*: save Queen Ice!
{MHM}BIOMECH: Cow Demands Retribution
{MHM}Firefox: It's cow hunting time >:D

Due to POTS and Firefox's constant interfering, my plan never came to fruition.Next Map: MH-Hebereke-kai

Grim Reaper and me both use the lift jumps to reach the top with amazing speed, where neither of us wants to fire a redeemer for fear of the other one blasting us off.

{MHM}BIOMECH: Moo!
{MHM}BIOMECH: Moo!
{MHM}BIOMECH: Moo!
{MHM}Grim_Reaper: I don't trust it's friendly mooing.

[Reiyel_3.0]

On the map December 24th.

Fuzz Ball just joined:


Fuzz: Hello guys!
BigBoss: Hey Fuzz
Reiyel: Hi Fuzz
SexyLady: Hi Fuzz
Fuzz: Hello there lady
Reiyel: That's not a real lady Fuzz, that's actually POTS
Fuzz: Eew

SexyLady has disconnected from the server
{MHM}*POTS* has joined the hunt!

[BIOMECH]

MH-Hebreke:

{MHM}SuPreMe left a small crater
{MHM}HellFire: Die, "Expletive Deleted".
{MHM}HellFire left a small crater
{MHM}SuPreMe: Ha ha ha!
{MHM}HellFire: naab supreme.

[-HellFire-]

So funny!