...which depending on the weapon is probably a good thing.
Someone on Helen's forum was asking about something unrelated, a blob but not the monster I asked about. From that that person suggested someone should make the old Unreal1 blob into a weapon.
Which is when I told him someone had.
Bask in it's lack of awsomeness!

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Alt fire:

I did not make this thing, nor do I recall who did. I almost forgot I had it but figure I'll share it with anyone who wants it.